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shlongs

Those gangster rappers really enjoy their shlongs
by damanian August 5, 2008
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Sology

Voted as the sexiest youtuber alive of 2019. It is said that his penis is 13 inch on a flop, there has been countless stories told by models that Sology has fucked the shit out of them..
Oh my god Sology fucked the shit out of me last night, his penis is so big it almost split me in half.
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King shlong dat hoe

when andy mcvittie fucks a girl so hard she dies
Go on my son king shlong dat hoe! tear her right up the middle. No mercy!!!!!!!!!!
by king slong August 5, 2008
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el shlong

sex

Good to be used when rasing eyebrows in a suggestive manner like old cheezy porn peeps
Sir, had a bit of *raises eyebrows* el shlong lately?

man sits at one side of bar raises eyebrows at bimbo
implies "el shlong"
by Ami & Katie May 19, 2006
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Solange

A solange is a cute happening chick who likes quiet nights in her pyjamas, with an entire bottle of alcohol. especially something girly like vodka.
That chick is way hungover. she must have had a solange night
by pseudosolangelover February 17, 2009
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shlong

An alternate term for a haircut popular among white trash (see mullet). Derived from the physical characteristics of the haircut, i.e. SHort in the front and LONG in the back; SHLONG. Has humorous connotations to schlong which refers to the male sexual organ. May be very humorous in usage since the bearer of a shlong may me surprised, flattered, offended, shocked or any combination of these.
1. I like your shlong dude.
2. You have a beautiful Shlong.
3. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I used to have a shlong.
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obese shlong

a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt

a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid
mother fucker,... I slammed my cock in the toilet seat again and my cock is so swolen that i cant even stick it in my cows cunt
by bartow joe February 25, 2005
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