Soft Jimmy

A soft, flaacid penis.
Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.

After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.

My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
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soft press

When a person tries to finesse you into doing what they want. May include slight threats, but no physical violence.
A man from up the street told me this neighborhood ain’t big enough for the both of us. I told him kick rocks, because no one is gonna soft press me and make me move.
by Hell owe July 09, 2022
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Soft Crot

Got a bit of the soft crots today.

Someone in the shitter was hemorrhaging some soft crots.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
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soft donald

A soft donald is a sexual act in which a guy unannouncedly clutches a woman's vagina from behind while performing anal sex.
I can't finish anymore unless I sneak in a quick soft donald before I get off!
by vix00n November 19, 2017
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Soft as cotton

You act tough but you're a little bitch who's soft as cotton.
by Robster006 February 16, 2021
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Soft ghosting

When someone is liking your picture or watching your story but will not answer the phone or your text messages
Girl “he just liked my picture but I called him 5 minutes ago and he didn’t respond

Other girl “I think he is soft ghosting you”
by -.jadaskyeeeee.- October 15, 2019
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Soft cheese

Derogatory term for something uncool or shitty
If someone at work brings you a stack of files that they don’t want to do.

“Damnit Bill, that’s some soft cheese

If someone does something shitty or annoying

“Man, that’s some soft cheese, get out of here.”
by Iqruze January 17, 2020
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