Soft Jimmy

A soft, flaacid penis.
Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.

After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.

My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
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soft press

When a person tries to finesse you into doing what they want. May include slight threats, but no physical violence.
A man from up the street told me this neighborhood ain’t big enough for the both of us. I told him kick rocks, because no one is gonna soft press me and make me move.
by Hell owe July 09, 2022
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Soft Crot

Got a bit of the soft crots today.

Someone in the shitter was hemorrhaging some soft crots.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
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soft king

When a soft boy becomes something.
Look Axel is on that small hill, he's a soft king.
by Emereldmaster333 May 22, 2018
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Long soft

The state in which a penis is not quite erect but not flacid.
-I woke up and after morning wood i was long soft for 3 hours

-I can't get a boner, just long soft.
by thisclaim November 24, 2010
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generation soft

Then next step toward ever increasing human fragility, weakness and tolerance of genuinely poor behavior.
Yeah, everyone feels sad at times.

Some people do become clinically depressed and require medical treatment.

But just deciding that, as a professional athlete or Olympian, that you've become just too fragile to do interviews or compete for your country is generation soft.
by YAWA July 31, 2021
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Soft cheese

Derogatory term for something uncool or shitty
If someone at work brings you a stack of files that they don’t want to do.

“Damnit Bill, that’s some soft cheese

If someone does something shitty or annoying

“Man, that’s some soft cheese, get out of here.”
by Iqruze January 17, 2020
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