muddy snowflake

I would eat that muddy snowflake
by Ori9inalfarmer May 12, 2017
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new snowflake

People who cry SJW (social justice warrior) about everything that challenges their own point of view regarding race, culture, sexuality, and politics. The word "new" denotes that this is a fairly recent category of people who typically use the term "snowflake" to describe "triggered" and "overly sensitive" people, despite behaving this way themselves for fairly trivial issues.
After being corrected about how saying "Ni hao" (hello in Chinese) to a Korean woman is inappropriate because you should not assume someone's ethnicity before trying to talk to them in a different language, the new snowflake cried out in a fit of rage that "SJWS are so dumb!! I bet you guys cannot tell the difference between Polish and Germans!"

"Oh my god, you SJWs are never happy," said the new snowflake, enraged that anyone would dare to comment on how plus sized models do not depict normal figures, forgetting that all models generally have bodies that do not represent the average figure.
by BrownBearBrownBear April 20, 2019
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Irish Snowflake

Noun When you're wearing green lipstick and have an ice cube in your mouth, then give a frosty butthole kiss
I hope you enjoyed that Irish Snowflake.
by Mr. Park January 21, 2024
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Vanilla Snowflake

Drunk white boys that can't dance.
noun.
Person 1: Oh geez. -shaking head-
Person 2: what's wrong.
-Person 1 points to dance floor-
Person 1: We got ourselves a vanilla snowflake.
-Person 2 looks to the dance floor-
Person 2: -nods- I agree. That is indeed a vanilla snowflake.
by ~Blackstarr~ January 09, 2017
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One who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk. Dig?
Look at Mr. Carbon Footprint, over there..... nothing more than a California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake.

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by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 09, 2018
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Snowflake

Someone so amazing you can't look away; the most beautiful person you have ever seen
by braddddddleeeeyyy April 22, 2021
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Snowflake

A person who silences disagreement with their agenda or escapes accountability for their actions by deceitfully feigning offense or hurt feelings when questioned about the accuracy or logic of their narrative.
No matter how obviously that snowflake John Doe is caught lying or stealing, it’s always the one catching him who’s in trouble, for, of course, “hurting his feelings”.

If you know what’s good for you, you’ll just nod, smile and give him what he wants.
by Jrottn September 07, 2021
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