Snorkeling

When you know you are completely underwater (overwhelmed) but still breathing. You just keep waiting for low tide (metaphorically) to come in.

“How are you doing?” “Oh, just snorkeling. Hoping things will lighten up this weekend.”

by MamaAgave February 11, 2023

Italian snorkel

Roman meat helmet with penis into the mouth

She wanted a Roman meat helmet but I gave her an Italian snorkel

by Smellyalater September 23, 2023

The Snorkeling Exorcist

The male adopts The Possessed Snorkel position and proceeds to eat pussy.

Barbara had the best orgasm of her life after Gary performed The Snorkeling Exorcist.

by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

Snorkeling in Australia

See snorkeling, except this is performed from the backside of the said male resembling how an Australian toilet flushes in reverse.. The male tucks both his balls and shaft underneath and essentially covering his taint so that they appear right beside the butt hole. The other participant places the balls over their eyelids and begins to suck on the dick while their nose rests in the ass of the male resembling a snorkel.

Boyfriend: Hey babe, want to give me a blow job?

Girlfriend: Sure. It's kind of bright in here, maybe I will just go snorkeling instead?

Boyfriend: You have always told me you have wanted to go to Australia, (as he turns around) now you can go snorkeling in Australia!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017

Snorkel Bandit

someone who enjoys dining out for a long time, deep in the dick door.

that dude is a keeper, a real snorkel bandit, he just kept on munching

by m4cca February 2, 2019

Sloppy Snorkel

When a female sucks on your cock while your whole body is submerged in water besides your cock and nose. The cock is the snorkel.

John had to goto the hospital because Hailey gave him Sloppy Snorkel.

by Billy Bong May 16, 2018

Dorm Snorkel

A makeshift device created by attaching scented dryer sheets to one end of a cardboard tube, typically used to mask the odor of cannabis by exhaling through it.

“Hey man, is it cool if I spark up in here?”

“Yeah, just use a dorm snorkel so the RA can’t smell it.”

by Definitely not Hunter Nielsen March 17, 2025