snotdrag

What's left on your sleeve after you wipe your nose on it.

Noun: After he sneezed, I could see a foot-long snotdrag on his new shirt. Adjective: I hate that little suck-up, he's such a snotdrag.

by Dan H January 29, 2004

Snodos

someone that cares but can't make it seem like he does

Wow. that person is so snodos

by hot mouse October 15, 2009

Snowden Day

When you show up at work and your computers don't work

I came in ready to kick ass only to find out the network was crashed. Guess it's a Snowden Day.

by SmellslikeNirvana June 11, 2013

snoodlenut

its when a snake and a poodle have sex in public and they both ejaculate at the same time in each others belly button...

I saw ms. johnsons poodle and Mikey's Boa constricter at the park engaged in some serious Snoodlenut action.

by mannyfeezy September 28, 2013

snotdrop

When your sitting in an exam and you rub your nose and the next thing you notice is dry snot falling onto your question paper making a noise, this normally causes a person to awkwardly look around...

(Sitting in an exam) (klick)

"Looks down on paper"
(Snot dropped onto the exam paper"

"Ah fuck!!" Snotdrop

by die woes poes. November 20, 2013

snofusion

The state of befuddlement brought on by multiple and ever changing snow forecasts for a particular period of time leading to widespread panic and over purchasing of cheese.

Fresh from the weather desk: "There will be three feet of snow...no, wait....we meant three inches.....hang on....this just in....it's sunny and 70 degrees.....with a possibility of snow showers.....sorry for the snofusion....good news is we still get paid!"

by Gypsygrl January 26, 2015

snofusion

The state of befuddlement brought on by multiple and ever changing snow forecasts for a particular period of time leading to widespread panic and over purchasing of cheese.

Fresh from the weather desk: "There will be three feet of snow...no, wait....we meant three inches.....hang on....this just in....it's sunny and 70 degrees.....with a possibility of snow showers.....sorry for the snofusion....good news is we still get paid!"

by Gypsygrl January 26, 2015