go commit snort glass shards

A form of suicide that is very painful

hi i would like to go commit SNORT GLASS SHARDS

by Gamerboss3355 December 3, 2019

Duck queef snort

When a female queef on a duck and hits it with a pot over and over till it dies

Yo John, I saw addy moser do a duck queef snort

by Fooberfrn August 7, 2021

snortch

When you wear a new pair of boxers for the first time and you get little lint balls stuck in your ass hairs.

I gotta go pull these snortches outta my ass hair, man!

by Shawn Collum August 16, 2007

snort job

the sniffing of a penis

snort jobs are very much like blow jobs but instead of mouth penis, you put your nose to a penis

by alsjfksngkdnh May 25, 2009

Snortling

wheezing/laughing while making a giggling sound

Alex: "stop snortling you sound like a dying pig"

by freakydeakygirl May 13, 2010

butt snort

1. The release of gas that makes a pig like sound.

2. Your dumbass coworker that always beats you to the time clock

1. Damn dude that was a nasty butt snort

2. That butt snort is at the clock five minutes early

by Ian d May 23, 2005

donkey snort

When you pull your pants down, spread your but cheeks and fart.

I didn't get any last night so I donkey snorted at my girl.

by The Plunger June 20, 2008