American Couch Sloth

Someone who walks around, complaining that he has too many things going on at once and can't do any of them.

"Hey, we need your help!"
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.

by Chris July 6, 2004

Three-toad Sloth

A sloth which uses three toads to wipe his ass.

Argh. it looks like a three-toad sloth was here.

by God December 14, 2004

Sleeping sloth 77

A idiot who smells like cheese and can’t shave properly

Ya boi: That girl is Emma is a disgusting sleeping sloth 77

Ya boi 2: yeah I know, how vile

by Smelly not July 23, 2020

Eiffel Tower plus Sloth

1. The same as a traditional eiffel tower, whereby two men mount both ends of a woman and high ten in the middle, with the addition of a fourth person, who slowly climbs around the structure like a sloth.

We were just gonna eiffel tower that girl, but Ralph showed up so we cranked it up to some Eiffel Tower plus Sloth.

by chiveley October 14, 2012

EBS Evil Bukkake Sloth

This Female Sloth hides Deep in the Mountains of the West Kootenays. She sneaks away from her male slaves cave nightly to galavant around the valley luring any and every cock possible to cum all over body after she is satisfied by them.

That EBS Evil Bukkake Sloth Fucked my Husband.

by Karmas a Bitch Eh February 3, 2022

Sloth

Somebody thats fuckin slow

Your a fucking sloth.

by Heyhowyoudoing December 15, 2019

human sloth

A human who seems to live life in slow motion.

He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 30, 2018