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silly chili

The act of paying (or talking into) a girl to eat out your asshole and you take a laxative right before she begins. As she proceeds to eat your asshole out you shit all over her face and in her mouth. Then you laugh your ass off!
I took a double dose of laxative for twice the silly chili fun on that bitch
by Landon and Tyrell March 4, 2008
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silly

ADJ.
1. to act/be goofy

2. to be intoxicated

3. substitution for the word cool, awesome, pimp, sick, hot etc

4. when something is expensive/gaudy/ghetto/hood & stupid to waste your money on, unless you are a rapper and have money to waste.
1. "your little sister is so silly."

2. "went to a bar last night and got silly as fuck"

3. "my chain too silly... my wrist too silly... my ride too silly"
phrase coined in the song "get silly" by VIC feat. soulja boy

"nigga your new kicks are silly"

4. " look at that purple cadillac with gold fucking rims, shits silly."

"that bitch's purse is silly"
by at80 June 18, 2008
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Silly Hole-ing

The act of snorting cocaine out of someone's anus.
Dude, you've never heard of silly hole-ing!? It gets your butt-hole so numb!
by N8 dawgggg April 6, 2011
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Jerk it silly

I need an ipod, let's head over to Jerk it Silly.
by Alan McCullough September 23, 2005
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Compton Silly Straw

The Compton Silly Straw is one of the most complicated sex moves on the planet. WARNING: It requires great flexibility, an average size penis, and no shame about having your penis touching another man's cock.

So to start off, you and three friends need to find a girl who would be down with a gang bang- or three on one action. After foreplay, or whatever you like to do, you perform the Compton Silly.

The three men participating in the orgy stand next to each other, forming a half circle around the girl. With string, yarn, or any type of rope, (preferably hemp rope) the males tie and bind their penis' together in unison to form one giant penis. While working together, the three male participants shove their three bound dicks up the girls vagina.

As if playing twister, the three men have sex with the one woman with their dicks tied together until orgasm.
Dude, you're not going to believe what happened last Saturday at Brad's house. Me, Tad, and Chad met up with Linda and did some kinky shit. Linda couldn't decide who she wanted more so the three of us got out the rubber bands and gave Linda the Compton Silly Straw!
by Fantastic Four, The four December 18, 2008
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Slap you silly

Striking in the face of one's opponent with an open, wet palm (see topkapi) leaving the recipient dazed and silly at any time of the day or night. Recipient of the slap may not be lucid or responsive for more than 30 seconds.

By Da flying squirrel
I will slap you silly until you look for the ring, hobbit.
by Da flying squirrel October 20, 2015
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Silly salmon

when you jump in the air or jump or jump off something while having a spasm while your in the air
Person 1: look at that guy who is jumping of the bridge
Person 2: i think he is silly salmoning
by xtrakrispypie May 10, 2018
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