The Sleeping Lady

Lady of the night, prostitute, whore. Sucks a mean one.

Wow, i’d give the sleeping lady a go.

by gilbert12345 November 27, 2019

Alaskan Sleeping Bag

When a man falls through the ice in Alaska into the frigid water. So in an effort to warm him, you strip off his clothes, you place his freezing body in a sleeping bag. Then strip off your own clothes, climb into the sleeping bag, and proceed to fuck him up the ass until he has regained warmth.

Oh Shit! That guy just fell through the ice.
Luckily Stewart is here. He’s the only one brave enough to give him an Alaskan Sleeping Bag.

by Sasquatch Jr. September 14, 2022

The ducks are sleeping

1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation

2 when someone mentions someone who's boring

Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......

Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping

Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping

by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019

you’re a sleeping onion

duke depp thought the lyrics “you’re asleep in london” we’re you’re a sleeping onion ☹️👎 how humiliating

“you’re a sleeping onion. wait. does it actually say you’re a sleeping onion???”

by dukesthirdtrashcan May 14, 2021

Smeeking

A term for smoking combusted marijuana herb. Originated when a certain female was too high to utter the correct term which is "Smoking Weed".

Boy: "Why are you so high right now?"

Girl: "I've been smeeking! I mean... oh whatever smeeking works!"

Boy: "hahahahahahaha"

Boy 2: "hahahahahahahaha"

Girl: "hahahahahahaha"

*smeek more*

by Becky Lode January 19, 2011

Sleexting

Basically when you are texting whilst feeling sleepy.

Wth was he typing? he was probably drunk or sleexting.

by MenaTwoFour July 22, 2017

sweeping

rowing w/ one oar, instead of two (sculling)

Person 1: Yo i goin for a row.
Person 2: Okay mate. Alone?
Person 1: Naw, wanna come?
Person 2: U sweeping or sculling?
Person 1: sweeping
Person 2: naw i only like sculling. sorry mate

by lickingcorn December 12, 2017