single women over 40

That's an ad that I keep getting at the top of my screen.

"Search for

Single women over 40"

Me: nah I'm fine.

by Retard_Ryan April 9, 2023

Singleand

Made up country on tiktok.

Timmy: im moving to singleand!
Me: Nice!

by Browhoisusingbobthedude April 22, 2023

single-posting

The act of posting excessively to social media in the wake of a recent breakup in order to catch the attention of the ex and/or potential suitors. It also announces one's return to a wider social community.

The posts do not declare one's relationship status, but are instead cryptic--containing hidden meanings, decipherable only to select audiences.

A "thirst trap" is only one of the most general and common examples.

Shawn: Did you see Jeremy's Insta story??
Christine: Yeah, he never posted when he was dating Margot...
Shawn: The death of the couple inaugurates the birth of the individual. He's totally single-posting.

by harrystyles-tosses-salad June 26, 2023

Salami Shingles

Can be used to describe the flaps of your vagina, also known as your meat curtains or your labia

Person 1: "Man, my salami shingles sure are sore!"
Person 2: "What the fuck."

by P.U.R.V. August 4, 2018

Mariah Single

Big tits, sexy ass thot. I’d tap that

Mariah Single , Also Known as Big tits Mariah

by Bendohenyfuckedarooundwithme September 18, 2018

Pseudo-single

When you’re in a relationship or an “it’s complicated” situation but it feels like you’re single.

They say we’re dating but they’re not being active/acting like we’re together. I feel pseudo-single.

by UnlucKi October 10, 2019

Shanghai Shingles

Another word the the coronavirus.

Slang for the COVID-19.

Melissa: Damn! These Chinamen got the Shanghai Shingles!

by Norsfam5 March 26, 2020