miss simpson

An amazing person who is great with children. Usually a science teacher and all of her students love her.

"why are you so happy?"
"I just had science."
"and....?"
"We had Miss Simpson"
"that explains it"

by brianlandcaster July 9, 2015

O.J. Simpson

Similar to the Danny Glover. It's when you jam your fist up someone's ass (male or female), remove it, all covered in blood and shit (resembling a bloody glove), and proceed to choke the person until rendering them unconcious.

After I gave that chick an "O.J. Simpson" she didn't shit right for a week.

by kyspsm October 6, 2006

jessica simpson

A person who snorts cocaine in the bathrooms of nightclubs with Lindsey Lohan.

Look at that Jessica Simpson snorting coke over there!

by Matt Clark May 13, 2005

cody simpson

The most untalented person in Hollywood. 'Nuff said.

Ted: Did you hear Cody Simpson's new song?

Penny: EW! Of course not. I don't wanna watch a watermelon head goober-fart on my computer! Talk about a HUGE waste of my time.

by watermelongirl183 August 7, 2010

Jessica Simpson

God's gift to man. She is so fuckin' sexy. She has gorgeous tits and a perfect ass. I wouldn't mind banging her.

Jessica Simpson is a sexy beast.

by Elliott Johnson April 16, 2006

Jessica Simpson

Britney Spears's counterpart in stupidity. She is tha stupidest thang on tha planet! She lip sings, she gets men that are into stupid people like her and she makes music videos that make men act stupid like her. Its called tha Stupid Simpson Spell.

Jessica Simpson is so dumb that if she had to pick between $1,000,000 and 2 cents she would say "2 cents is better than $1,000,000!" Cuz she aint smart.

by Balla Boi October 4, 2005

clint simpson

the most awesome dude around.

dude ,no example is needed.

by jane doe November 9, 2004