Silky Johnson

Alcoholic beverage, named for Dave Chappelle's character on his eponymous television show. Contains apple juice and schnapps (preferably cinnamon to ensure a silky aftertaste) mixed with liberal amounts of vodka (to make the drink live up to its player-hater namesake).

Once I drink this Silky Johnson, I'll be a shoo-in for hater of the year!

by kellzodiac February 24, 2010

Jamaican Silkworm

when a jamaican girl gets a group cum dump from a bunch of miners.
rolls around in dirt and looks like a silky worm.

Hey, check out Anika, shes getting the jamaican silkworm!

by Odinox November 24, 2009

Silky-Smooth

The hottest forum poster on the WoW Offtopic forums.

I want to have hardcore buttsecks with silky.

by THURSDAY4LIFE June 6, 2004

Silkycock

A smooth, soft to the touch, pliable, silky penis.

"Wow, Beth, what a massive Silkycock you have!"

Guy 1: "Look at her last name...Hannah Silkycock"

Guy 2: "That's sick bro!

by The silkycock master. October 30, 2011

silkwooding

When a parent covers their child in some horrible aerosol chemical bug spray or spray on sunscreen and coats the child and every living thing nearby in the fallout.

Man that mom was silkwooding her three kids back there with the 50 SPF. I was lucky to get out alive. I think I've got lung cancer now.

by sunfish7890 July 9, 2014

silky pyramid

other wise known as sporting an erection in a pair of silk pyjamas or boxer shorts.

You nearly took my eye out with that silky pyramid!

Pitch a tent, erect a silky pyramid!

by Erm...Burt July 30, 2014

silkfag

A very masculine 'macho' who passes for straight...but is really wearing silky effeminate panties all the time under his jeans...so he can show them off in public restrooms and be called names like 'pansy' 'sissy boy' 'panty fag'......

Thom tries really hard to make every one think he's 'super macho' but he's really wearing panties all time...which is what a silkfag DOES!

by SilkBro January 1, 2017