shitter sense

The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.

Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"

Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"

by JonChad15 April 15, 2021

Shitter vape

A vape usually stronger in scent to cover the smell of shit

Babe hand me my shitter vape I need to go bathroom

by Lotto Croteau March 15, 2023

logay shitter

Someone who is really bad at videogames. Usually will choke in most situations.

Gamer1: dude it was a 3v1 your such a logay shitter.
gamer2: whats a logay shitter?

by SirVoss April 28, 2021

Conch Shitter

Blonde little girl who shits in conch shells.

She looks like a conch shitter.

by Bracastyle November 9, 2018

pumpkin shitter

An insult used to describe a person who has had so much anal sex that they now shit in the shape of a larg gord (i.e. a pumpkin)

“I was minding my own business driving to work when this pumpkin shitter cut me off and made me spill my coffee.”

by Pumpkin shitter January 27, 2019

volvo shitter

When u eat Volvos and shit them bitches out ur ass crack… only the real ones know …
Many ppl suffer from this tragic trauma 💔 current status : shitting a volvo

Just ate my ma’s volvo I’m such a volvo shitter guys 💔

by Volvo x April 21, 2022

Shitter biscuit

Otherwise known as the gluteus maximus, ass, nalgas, donk or fundio

I will hit you in your shitter biscuit.

by Spyder_78 July 29, 2016