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by I like yo cut g 👋🏻🥔 November 21, 2020
Get the Shitmug. by Do u care what my name is. No June 24, 2019
Get the Shitmug. Shit can be used to describe how one replys to messages or even how reliable one can be.
Eg.
Owain: I require a lift to (insert place here)
Morgan: ...
Owain: Is that a yes or a no?
Morgan: ...
Owain: ???
Eg.
Owain: I require a lift to (insert place here)
Morgan: ...
Owain: Is that a yes or a no?
Morgan: ...
Owain: ???
"So did Morgan ever reply to your emergency message?"
"No Morgans shit at replying"
In conclusion, Morgan=Shit
"No Morgans shit at replying"
In conclusion, Morgan=Shit
by Ddom12 November 26, 2017
Get the Shitmug. by Solar reader June 14, 2019
Get the Shitmug. Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.
Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"
by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019
Get the shitmug. a big dump that comes out through your bumhole and into the toilet and then gets flushed down into the toilet bowl.
by XePoison February 26, 2018
Get the shitmug. by Jana Jordan December 26, 2018
Get the Shitmug.