1: a phrase used by someone declining or calling out the bullshit they're being told,
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2: another way to say "don't complicate something/give it to me straight"
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3: similarly to use 2, it also could be used as a replacement for "not my problem.
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2: another way to say "don't complicate something/give it to me straight"
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3: similarly to use 2, it also could be used as a replacement for "not my problem.
example 1: DUDE DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING WALLET?? - "dude im not for the shits, go harass someone else"
example 2: I like this girl but she likes this other guy and now this other girls flirting with me, what do I do? "fuck that, i'm not for the shits, figure it out on your own"
example 3: okkk so idk if I like u or not but I might like u but IDKKKK. "im not for the shits, youve been unsure for 3 days, ive been patient long enough"
example 2: I like this girl but she likes this other guy and now this other girls flirting with me, what do I do? "fuck that, i'm not for the shits, figure it out on your own"
example 3: okkk so idk if I like u or not but I might like u but IDKKKK. "im not for the shits, youve been unsure for 3 days, ive been patient long enough"
by akuralis August 1, 2023
SHIT is an acronym that stands for, "Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter". It is a car-like vehicle later renamed, "SLOW", which stands for "Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger". The "SHIT", was seen in the infamous Cat in the Hat film from 2003.
Cat: Here she is, the Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger! Or, S. L. O. W. for short.
Sally: S. L. O. W.?
Cat: Yeah, SLOW, it's better than the last thing we had, Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.
Conrad: Oh, you mean- (the SHIT)
Cat: DOH, quick to the SLOW, hahahahaha!
Sally: S. L. O. W.?
Cat: Yeah, SLOW, it's better than the last thing we had, Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.
Conrad: Oh, you mean- (the SHIT)
Cat: DOH, quick to the SLOW, hahahahaha!
by Bӧг3dGüӱ December 7, 2017
Something that comes our of your asshole.
by xXTakeMeOverXx May 5, 2017
by Narfmonsterr January 8, 2017
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"shit" is what once was food, and now it came out of a hole in your lower back after eating so many brownies you fat shit. It is also used as an insult from time to time
by Toxifire_studios643 November 20, 2020