Headline Shirts

The newest addition of T-shirt ads to Urbandictionary, normally advertising with the header "Intelligently Funny Tees". Similar to Noise Bot and Snorgtees, they have jokes on them that invariably fail to be humorous.

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Saw this on one of those Headline Shirts the other day. For fuck's sake, someone call the failtrain.

by ShAdOwZ May 21, 2009

shithead

N; Proper name; Pronounced "Sha-theed" or "Shi-theed".

The lady filling out the birth certificate said, "For the third time, ma'am, you cannot name your daughter Shithead, no matter how you pronounce it."

by wallamh September 11, 2003

Waving the Bloody Shirt

In the history of the United States, "waving the bloody shirt" refers to the practice of politicians referencing the blood of martyrs or heroes to criticize opponents.

In American history, the phrase gained popularity with a factitious incident in which Benjamin Franklin Butler of Massachusetts, when making a speech on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, allegedly held up a shirt stained with the blood of a carpetbagger whipped by the Ku Klux Klan. (While Butler did give a speech condemning the Klan, he never waved anyone's bloody shirt.)

Dude A - "I got a five on my APUSH exam!"

Dude B - "Dude, quit waving the bloody shirt."

Dude A - "No wonder you got a one, you're an idiot."

by nightlifecommando January 4, 2011

shirt-cocker

A man who wears only a shirt at a nude beach.

The beach wandering shirt-cocker enjoyed tanning his buns while keeping the sun off his back.

by Uncle Mit September 7, 2009

Aloha shirt

The proper, but seldom used name for a Hawaiian shirt.

Yesterday I walked to the Aloha shirt shop and bought an Aloha shirt.

by Tyrone112 August 1, 2008

Tit shirt

A tight shirt or sweater that forces us to look at a woman's boobs.

Dude 1: Did you see that bitch with the tit shirt?

Dude 2: Yeah man, them were some nice boobs.

by Eatit223 January 13, 2009

Empty-shirt

Empty-shirt: A person in law-enforcement or in an authority position that does not do anything or say anything in situations where they are expected to.

Empty-shirt: A cop or officer that is invisible, cowardice, useless and ineffective who is a complete waste of space.

That officer is an empty-shirt because he never intervenes or says anything if someone is doing something wrong in front of him.

by Vacia Camisa February 19, 2022