butthole shielding

When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:

1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape

Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.

by laserboy January 8, 2016

Matthew Shields

A man with a chode

“Oh hey Matthew Shields”
“Sup, I got a chode”

by Didlofaggins January 17, 2020

she-shield

a bestie af that deflects all the unwanted male attention from her best friend; opposite of wing woman

"Thanks for being a she-shield, that guy was giving me the creeps."

by catgirl69 January 3, 2022

Dykeflector Shield

The deliberate inclusion of POC, LGBTQ+, or other minority actors into a movie or TV production that is badly made, in order to protect that production from the legitimate criticism it will inevitably receive.

Me: "For a television series with a budget of 180 million dollars, the practical effects on "The Acolyte" were incredibly shoddy.

Leslye Headland: "QUICKLY, RAISE THE DYKEFLECTOR SHIELD!... Why are you so transphobic?"

by Remdy August 15, 2024

Dion Shields

The act of liking more than two people at the same time and usually leading them all on.

omg, he's doing a Dion Shields!

by xxbubblezxx June 29, 2011

omaha shield

the “omaha shield” is a term to describe how all the bad weather goes around specifically downtown omaha and council bluffs.

“did you hear about all the tornadoes that tore through all of the areas around omaha?”

“yeah. none hit omaha just the suburbs”

“must’ve been the omaha shield”

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut May 20, 2024

AA shield

An overlapping field of fire set up for multiple anti air units to support each other.

We have to set up an AA shield from the East side of the map to the West side.

by CrashArtemis January 26, 2017