A poo selfie is taking a photo/selfie of the upper body while pooing ( not inappropriate just a selfie for the "shits" of it)
Person 1: hey whats up?
Person 2: Not much, pooing!!!!
Person 1: OMGGGGG you gotta send a poo selfie HAHAHA
Person 2: Not much, pooing!!!!
Person 1: OMGGGGG you gotta send a poo selfie HAHAHA
by Michael knows December 14, 2014
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When a male takes multiple pictures of his penis and saves them in his phone in order to later send and wordlessly request sexual favors from a female
This version of the "selfie" is similar to it's female counterpart in the sense that the male takes a handful of pictures of the same penis but at different angles, positions, soft, hard, chubby and even in different locations (whatever is most flattering)
When a male takes multiple pictures of his penis and saves them in his phone in order to later send and wordlessly request sexual favors from a female
This version of the "selfie" is similar to it's female counterpart in the sense that the male takes a handful of pictures of the same penis but at different angles, positions, soft, hard, chubby and even in different locations (whatever is most flattering)
Do you think she'd prefer this hard dick selfie I took in my car or the one where my penis is soft but in good lighting?
But first, let me take a dick selfie.
But first, let me take a dick selfie.
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