Schrodinger's Penis

The state in which the male penis is both erect and soft at the same time. Where the penis is too soft to be useful in any sexual activities, but too hard to be comfortable. This can be achieved through excessive masturbation in a short duration of time, among many other ways.

"Babe come down on me, I'm horny."

"I can't, I have Schrodinger's Penis."

by AbnormallyLargeSwine November 11, 2020

Schrodinger's Possum

A Possum seen on the Side of the Road or on the Road laying down , and it is to be presumed untill further investigation that the Possum is neither living or Dead

"Oh look it's a Schrodinger's Possum!"

"Yep"

by SinnyBinny81 November 12, 2020

Schrodinger’s Chat

A Schrodingers a Chat is when a chat is sorta dead but not dead enough to spam dead chat.

Bruh my discord server is a Schrodinger’s Chat.

by sswysh October 14, 2020

Schrodinger's Hispanic

A Hispanic person who looks tan indoors but white outdoors

"I swear, I look white when I'm outside. Guess I'm another Schrodinger's Hispanic."

by Flammenwerfer December 31, 2020

schrodinger's twitch staff

When Twitch makes a decision that literally no one asked for, then decides whether they were "doing a temporary experiment" or not based on whether the viewers approve or not.

Twitch: "Thank you for recent feedback regarding our ongoing embeds experiment. We wanted to confirm that this is a temporary experiment to improve our understanding of how viewers engage with embeds and ways in which we might make it easier to engage with creators' channels."
Viewers: "Kapp, another case of schrodinger's twitch staff OMEGALUL"

by tedi_spl January 31, 2021

Schrödinger (wave) equation

The Schrödinger wave equation is a quantum mechanical equation that is used to measure aspects of a particle in a quantum system. It was pioneered by theoretical physicist Erwin Schrödinger.

The Schrödinger (wave) equation in this most simple form can be written H^ Ψ = ΕΨ.

H^ is called the Hamiltonian operator, and is written as H with a hat ^ but I can’t type that lmao.

by LiamG2250 April 2, 2021

Schrödinger's Nice Guy

Someone who acts nice until they get rejected, then acts like they deserve whatever they want

Mike: Haha, that's so funny. Um would you want to go out sometime?
Emily: Sorry no I do not really want to
Mike: Fuck you whore I hope you die in a fire. I'm so nice to you and you dont even want to go out with me once. What a bitch.
Emily: Gee a real Schrödinger's Nice Guy there.

by NiceGuysEatBalls April 5, 2021