Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 09, 2018

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double schlong dong

When your girl gets it in the vage and anus

Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong

by Analnuke March 26, 2018

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A man thong that has a penis pouch a attachment

Man, dalton looks like a stripper with his schlong thong on.

by MachinegunKarley April 24, 2021

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Someone who is very sexually active with one or many partners is said to be "slangin schlong". Throwin it up in there. Beating up them guts.

"You should probably get tested. You've been slangin' schlong all over town."

by The Real Dink May 28, 2023

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He was schlong flogging through the whole movie, and twice as fast through the sex scenes.

by g-windsor January 12, 2016

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To beat one about the head and face, or cunt with ones schlong (Penis)

That cunt of yours could use a good Schlong Flogging

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A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.

*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*

by xWhatDa December 16, 2022

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