polish sausage

A very white, yet large, penis

Girl 1) "He's so white and gross"

Girl 2) "Yeah, I know, but i heard he has a polish sausage."

Girl 1) "That's so hot."

by PrettyStonePark January 27, 2016

sausage fest

Where there is not enough buns for all of the hotdogs at a party

Grants party was a sausage fest!

by Chad, Vinny, Dante, Mark, and Chad's mom December 28, 2005

Sausage Car

In 2004 the Japanese Government Implemented an all female car on many subways. This was done to keep men from feeling-up and harrassing women. The other cars on the train became --Sausage Cars -- because they are full of men.

See also Sausage Factory

Dude this is the Sausage Car! I can't stand this wall to wall business man stuff.

by TonyD March 14, 2005

Toilet Sausage

A slang term used to refer to going to the bath and taking a poop, dump, crap,deuce, and ext.

The act of a human making a sausage shaped poop/turd and depositing the poop/turd into the toilet.

"That pizza has gone right threw me. I have to go make some toilet sausage."

by Secrect Destroyer February 8, 2009

Sausage Guitar

When a male stretches his penis out as long as possible, holds it at the angle you'd hold a guitar and then strums it like an air guitar.

Look at that guy with his cock out, he is playing excellent sausage guitar. He is my guitar hero.

by Sausage Guitar Hero June 30, 2008

Sausage Casserole

Any international flight in which there are more male flight attendants than female. A Sausage Casserole differs to a sausagefest due to chutney being involved.

Mike: "Damn, there are only 3 female flight attendants on this flight! It's a total sausagefest up in here."

Cam: "More like a Sausage Casserole."

by nevelis April 24, 2011

Sausage situation

Hostages made to lie together on the floor

A film or TV drama where innocent people are taken hostage say, in a bank, where the customers are made by the crooks to all lie on the floor in similar fashion to sausages in a pan. Thus a sausage situation.

by Doghouse Riley April 5, 2008