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Sad Pockets

A female who is not fortunate enough to have that nice, volumtuous, thick, mindblowing -- FATTY. In fact, the batch has - NO BOOTY.
That skank's butt is flatter than a piece of paper..SAD POCKETS.(to the tune of the Hot Pockets song)
by J-crackem January 25, 2008
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Sad dick

When a guy is too sad to get a boner.
We couldn't sleep together because he had a bad case of sad dick.
by daddyjosephine September 21, 2016
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Sad Bastards

A person(s) that leaves a definition on a web site, defacing definitions and claiming that certain definitions are not fit to reside in cyberspace. This person is usually guilty of doing that which he/she is accusing others of doing.
"I hate people that sit around all day and leave comments on websites that suck...oh, wait....that's me. Damn."
by beebo April 18, 2005
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Sad Elf

Survivors way of interrogating someone who assaulted them on Christmas Day or Christmas Eve.

Survivors aren’t done ending lewd force
They (him/her) saw the sad elf on the shelf each holiday as a reminder of judgement.
by elfyoulost July 5, 2022
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Sad-hillary

When Hillary dabs and whips and still doesn't become president
I'm still quite mad dude, she should've won with her sad-hillary
by Will Wheatley November 9, 2016
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Sad and Depressed

When you want to do something spontaneous and need an excuse to do so, yet people who are genuinely "sad and depressed" do not usually act on a whim.
Person A: I am sad and depressed. Now I shall do a lip-sync on TikTok.
Person B: ...oh really now?
by ThatOneLinguist January 29, 2019
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sad meme

A very sad meme, usually stated as a response to something bad happening in the present, past, or future. This saying is a derivative of "Sad Face".
Person 1: I failed my exam bro.
Person 2: Sad meme.

Person 1: We are out of weed.
Person 2: Sad memeeeeeeee.

Person 1: I think we are going to lose the game.
Person 2: Sad meme, why do you think that?
by KhemBoi December 12, 2017
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