Sparkle Touched

When you are owned so badly by someone that it appears that you were touched by a god and blew up in a sparkly explosion of awesomeness

Dam he just 720 No-scoped you with his last bullet, you've just been sparkle touched

by Phantom Pi September 23, 2011

Sparkle Fluffer

awesomely sarcastic and brilliantly creative with a side of twatastic

"that sparkle fluffer can really cut a bitch down!"

by Fatal Frost June 21, 2012

Sparkles

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen sparkles when he goes into the sunlight. His family does too!

by Danny Dumptruck November 16, 2021

Sparkle baby

A baby conceived by the “unicorn” in a threesome

I’m a sparkle baby cause my mom got pregnant while being the unicorn in a polyamorous relationship with my dad and his wife

by Spklebb1 January 28, 2024

Bestie fun sparkle time

The time of the day when you and your besties unleash your inner sparkle!

Omg! You guys had bestie fun sparkle time without me?

by Your mom goes to college - Pip September 1, 2022

sparkling milk

Carbonated beverage only the highest members of society can appreciate. Legend has it that the sigma male fed carbonated milk to giga chad through his moobs to help gigachad grow.

average person: 'omg uuuggghhhh is that sparkling milk, yuck i can't believe you're drinking that'

giga chad: 'LESGOOOOOO I LOVE SPARKLING MILKKKK'

by Sparkling Milk June 2, 2022

Sparkle-Queen

A sparkle queen is a person who does a boat load of speed and uses the word sparkle to make it more appealing. She gets sparkley and carrys it well .

BRO, you never heard about Alexis Joelle? Thats the sparkle-queen !

Friend: wasup Alexis?

Alexis: sparkling baby. Wby?

by EyeCandy23 June 10, 2022