spam purse embargo

A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.

Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.

"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."

by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004

Spam Whale

A big fat Canadian who sits on his couch all day under a pile of empty Tim Horton's boxes. He hates Jews and Americans but isn't really sure why. His spelling is atrocious but gets better with each beer he consumes. He has no elbow.

Look at that big, dumb, fat idiot. He must be a Spam Whale. LMAO

Did you hear the one about the Spam Whale and his computor? :D

by chornyvolk September 5, 2006

SPAM SLATS

The same as piss flaps

I shagged a fit girl last night. She had exquisite spam slats

by bazils September 9, 2009

spam cannon

A group of people working together to spam the selected target.

someone you want to annoy because yr bored. get a bunch of your friends to start randomly spaming them untill the spam cannon is called off.

by dr. monkeyhatespirates December 29, 2009

Spam Jammin

Fucking the roll of fat between a woman's arm and her titty

Man, Jack was Spam Jammin the SHIT out of that whale last night! What a trooper

by johnny mc awesome October 12, 2010

spam trapping

when you go to a random website get like 69 pop-ups and things start freezing your computer.

the shopping site was spam trapping me until i unplugged my stupid ass computer.

by the secret stoner October 10, 2011

spam eye

An eye that is deformed and has the appearance of mashed spam

Watch out grandma's spam eye is looking at us

by The spam eye haters September 7, 2015