southern sloppytoppy

A particularly sloppy blowjob with Louisiana brand hot sauce smothered on the penis

Guy 1: “yo bro, last night Hayleigh went down and dirty and gave me some of that southern sloppytoppy”
Guy 2: “damm bro, that must have burnt like crazy”

by WaxLlama564 June 13, 2021

Southern Coney

When you fuck someone’s shit covered asshole with an uncircumcised penis leaving dick cheese and shit on the penis

Dude 1: Bro she’s a freak and it was awesome!
Dude 2: What happened??
Dude 1: She gave me a Southern Coney!

by Earl the Man April 24, 2019

Norfuck Southern

The act of running a train on your stepsister with your homies, then ejaculating in her eyes, while she can’t see, throw a bucket of vinyl chloride on her and run away

Sorry dude, I me and the boys gave Katelyn a Norfuck Southern last night, I’m too tired.

by Asshole11 February 22, 2023

Southern Circumcision

Shotgun a beer, insert flacid penis into shotgun hole and fuck it aggressively. Shotgun blood/cum mix

James performed a southern circumcision at that party last night

by yeetog July 12, 2022

Southern sledgehammer

When a tick bites the head of your penis and it swells.

Sorry babe, no sex tonight. I was in the woods today and came home with a southern sledgehammer

by Adenamarie July 25, 2023

southern born

When something mildy racist comes abroad in conversation and it just so happens that you were born in the south. (although it doesn't incur racism, it just lightens the mood)

You're having a barbecue during the fourth of July. Everyone attending is white and entitled WOO Southern Born!

by Kolone May 9, 2016

Southern Cocktail

A lesbian act where one of the partners inserts a large dildo into her rectum and has intercourse with the other vaginally.

My girlfriend just gave me a sweet southern cocktail last weekend.

by POLISH BIKERIDE October 19, 2010