raisin dick

When a girl sucks your dick for so long you penis shrivels like your fingers after a long shower.

Jessica came over last night and blew me for 4 hours, and now I've got a serious case of raisin dick.

by ThisOtherLife January 30, 2017

Rump Raisin

When you take a shit in San Francisco.

“Man those street tacos really got to me”
“Yea me too. I think I need to take a rump raisin”

by Buttbuddy November 17, 2021

Raisin

Fool’s chocolate.

I’m so mad! I bought some chocolate chip cookies at my daughters bake sale at school. When I got home, I tried one and they were raisins! I threw that fools chocolate, right in the trash!

by pratorian January 12, 2024

Pain Raisin

A hemorrhoid.

Ouch! My pain raisin is pulsing!

by Toad II October 12, 2022

Roid raisins

The shriveled testicles of a male body builder who suffers from steroid abuse.

Steve can’t have kids because his roid raisins shoot blanks.

by Justin Sydem May 3, 2021

oatmeal raisin cookie

it was a prank made for king henry VIII

oatmeal raisin cookies are ass

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 31, 2024

raisin

Pejorative for an African-American. A racial slur as such.

Obama is the first raisin to be President.

by AlanWordSmithee December 28, 2016