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Pissed off Potter

A pissed off potter is when you get a wand and wipe it on your ass to get shit on it. Then you go up to someone you dont like and put the harry potter scar on their forehead. After realizing what has happen, they become pissed off making them a pissed off potter.
Michael pissed me off today, so I got him back by making him a pissed off potter.
by Coby Sovel December 19, 2008
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lily potter

lily potter,mother to boy wizard harry potter who inherited her green eyes and profected harry from a curse after she sacrified her self for her only child.wife to james potter.
sister to pertunia dursley.

'i was the only one to see her for what she was....A FREAK!'
i just saw lily potter appear in that mirror next to harry along with james potter.freaky kina s***!
That's some dark magic right there!
by crowie July 25, 2006
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Harry Potter sucks

Fanpire: "Harry Potter sucks, Jacob/Edward is soo much better."
*Harry aparates into the room and kills her with a deadly curse*
by cakeoroverdose September 6, 2010
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pitter patter

1. the sound of water or a similar liquid rapidly dripping or falling onto a surface.

2. the onomatopoeia for the light tapping sound of a small animal's feet when it is running.
1. The pitter patter of the rain outside was relaxing as I snuggled in my warm bed.

2. The mice are in here somewhere...i can hear the pitter patter of their feet! *pitter patter pitter patter*
by Strawberry Yan March 7, 2012
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Harry Potter Special

That's when I take a girl for two rides on my broomstick and then drop her off home!
That girl ruined the ending for the seventh Harry Potter book, so I gave her the Harry Potter special as punishment.
by Dick Bigknife August 4, 2007
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Hairy potter

A sexual action;

Background/criteria: woman must be wearing glasses

Punch the bitch in the face and break her glasses, start waving your wand around, and just when your about to blow all over her face shout “oculus reparo” and it will fix her glasses.

Precautions: try not to break the lenses, semen is not good for the eyes.
I hairy pottered the libraian FTW
by Millsthrills May 3, 2008
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pottery barn lesbian

A lesbian (and sometimes a bisexual woman with mass market appeal.

It is often used in a negative way (generally by another gay person)to infer that the person is not "gay enough."

Used by Boy George to describe Rosie O'Donnell when he was obviously hungry for publicity.
negative: Ellen Degeneres is such a pottery barn lesbian. She needs to be gayer on her show.

positive: Rosie O'Donnell is a pottery barn lesbian. She's comfortable enough with her sexuality but it is not the only thing that defines her.
by margaretsanger December 26, 2005
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