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massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
mugGet the massive putinmug.

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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PlayPutin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.
by gnostic3 March 2, 2022
mugGet the Putin on the Blitz-kriegmug.

Skibidi Putin

Something that offends two different types of people for opposite reasons
Some people were offended by Skibidi Putin because it seems to glorify Putin, while others were offended by Skibidi Putin because it seems to insult Putin
by Eushshtb October 1, 2024
mugGet the Skibidi Putinmug.

putin

"Did you have sex with him last night?"
"Yeah he putin inside me"
by mamsa February 21, 2022
mugGet the putinmug.

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Putin

An angry bat who had a hissy fit for a bullshit reason
Me: hey putin
Putin: what
Me: putin deez nuts in yo mouth
by ReptileBaby April 25, 2022
mugGet the Putinmug.

Putin-Nanny

Someone who cowardly provokes or calls for an attack against an unwilling participant but left with the only option of defending itself.
Man, this bully at school is a total Putin-Nanny! He only picks fights he starts with a sucker punch against the smaller kids in the class hitting them when they're not looking. ,
by Stokanator April 16, 2022
mugGet the Putin-Nannymug.

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