I'm gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying amongst siblings when one gets annoyed.

"You're so annoying! I'm gonna punt you to the moon!"

by Misinformation January 2, 2024

punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay August 5, 2012

kum punting

This is when you fail to perform a kum fumble.

Yo shawty, my load time was all whack so I ended up kum punting.

by Jigga Jigga Hey Oh December 17, 2008

Punt

The word punt is a substitute slur for the c-word and applies only to trans women. They are a cunt with a penis - a punt.

Weirdo : "Trans women are women too!"

Normy : "Shut the fnck up ya PUNT!"

by jimjokelley April 25, 2024

cunt punt

the female version of cock blocking although this term is also used for the literal act of swiftly and strongly kicking a vagina.

"damn did you hear how Melissa cunt punted me!?"

by dr dick n balls October 27, 2017

punt

Used in Magic: The Gathering slang, it refers to a coarse mistake made by a player during a match.

-Oh man, that punt might cost me the game!

by thefatoftheland January 11, 2018

Punt

Not to be mistaken with its sister term “Cussy” , “Punt” is a derogatory term. It is used as a offensive term to slut shame anyone who is a honewrecker, a cheater, a whore, etc. “Punt” is the mix of the words “Pussy” and “Cunt”

“Pussy Cunt” (Punt) Is when a vagina owner, is screwing or simply talking to multiple guys at once.

1. Ariana Grande is such a Punt! Did you hear she broke a marriage up?!

by Blair Bowery September 23, 2023