Professional Mexican

A person of Mexican origin who does such tasks as mowing lawns, janitorial work, etc.

Dude 1: Man, I don't feel like mowing my lawn.

Dude 2: Why don't you hire a Professional Mexican to do it.

by Jester320320 August 5, 2009

professionally bumming

To not literally bum someone, but cater to their every need. For example, you always talk about that person, you always say how attractive you find them, you make them cakes and stuff. and (not literally) you bum lick them.

Emily: "OMGG i love ben he is so cute, isn't he so cute! i love him! I'm gonna make him a cake on his birthday"
Beth: (rolls eyes) "cool can i help?"
Emily: "NO WAY, i don't want you getting any of the credit cos i love him"
Beth: "OH **** you! just cos your professionally bumming him"

EMily runs off and crys.

by Betty Weiner October 11, 2007

professional celebrity

As said, a celebrity who has no talent but is famous anyway. For example, the royal family are a group of professional celebrities, as they don't actually have any particular reason for being famous other than having important ancestors!

Prince charles is a professional celebrity
The queen is a professional celebrity

by Asher February 18, 2007

Professional "That Guy"

Quite often a professional musician, a professional "that guy" is hired to be a scape goat for lameness and criticism. They are the tried and true wingmen for all those who can't quite cut it in public.

Holy crap, Taylor Swifts guitarist is totally a Professional "That Guy". No Johnny, your just a regular that guy.

by poop geyser January 16, 2009

Penilistic Protrusion

Synonymous with penile erection.

After a fun night at the strip club, Andre had a penilistic protrusion that he awkwardly tried to hide from his parents, by covering it with his Trapper Keeper, on his way to his bedroom.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

provisioning

In telecommunications terms, provisioning means to provide telecommunications services to a user. This includes providing all necessary hardware, software, and wiring or transmission devices.

Please be advised that provisioning of new services at DodgyISP inc. will be unavailable during christmas.

by Serge Rivest December 9, 2005

provisional

Some one who like to hoe around a more subtle term for a whore

She's my provisional

by Charlesdope March 30, 2017