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Carb pressure

When a friend is trying to make you eat carbs but you trying not to.
You tell your friend that you dont want to eat food late at night and when you show up, they are like you want some bread or I just made dinner, have some. Come on I told you I do not want to eat- dont carb pressure me!
by Njgirlcheryl July 23, 2022
mugGet the Carb pressuremug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025
mugGet the Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.mug.

geyser under pressure

The act of urinating while your penis is fully erect, referred to also as Mount St. Urin, Morning wood surprise, or uncorking the yellow.
Dude, I woke up this morning at full mast and unleashed one helluva geyser under pressure
by Wetbackeralamo69 May 13, 2015
mugGet the geyser under pressuremug.

Pressure

A slang for a good weed, origin of a slang is from florida.
-Ayo Jessie you wanna smoke tonight?
-Yeah bro slide I got that pressure on me!
by Narkeze December 13, 2020
mugGet the Pressuremug.

Spiritual Pressure

Taken from the show Bleach. When you have a fuck ton of strength and vigor. When the power of your soul just spews from your actions and existence - and you just stunt on hoes. People with high spiritual pressure are often too much to handle for other people.
EX: I had an argument with my boss and he's changing my work hours to throw me off and exhaust me. Fuck that bitch, he can't get me to quit. I have high spiritual pressure.

EX 2: I fought Jayden two days ago. I barely touched his bitch ass and he fell on the floor. He couldn't handle my spiritual pressure.

EX 3: Bro, Jason's a fiend. He's the center of attention everywhere he goes. He has high spiritual pressure.
by Freud's Evil Cousin February 5, 2024
mugGet the Spiritual Pressuremug.

Guatemalan Pressure-Washer

A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice
Oh my god, I heard Justin Bieber, loves giving and receiving Guatemalan Pressure-Washers.
by Krazzy spazz May 10, 2012
mugGet the Guatemalan Pressure-Washermug.

sneer pressure

When people band together on the internet on someone/something in order to effect change, you would say they're using sneer pressure. Similar to cancel culture
Twitter came together and sneer pressured the Peloton ad off of the face of the internet
by s c-c December 15, 2019
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