Poop Fever

The condition one feels when the urge to defacate becomes so overbearing that: arm hairs stand up, sweat on the upper lip begins to accumulate, stomach growls, and the anus begins to pucker and relax uncontrolably.
The battle of wills between a human and his/her bunghole exploding.

John said he came down with the Poop Fever this morning about half way through his cardio workout.

by stub2006 April 21, 2007

poop clock

The schedule one's body sets for its regular bowel movements. This schedule can be shifted to very inconvenient times by traveling to different timezones, or dramatic changes in diet or daily activities.

I can't sleep in on my days off because my internal poop clock is permanently set to 6:30a.m.

by butlerj March 5, 2011

Poop Jacking

Jacking off while pooping.

Cody has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He is probably poop jacking.

by tituslamar April 2, 2013

Poop

n. poop is the waste that comes out your butt.
v. poop can be used as a verb to show that you have to poop
adj. used to describe 1) how someone/something smells 2) to describe what something looks like

noun. "Did you flush your poop ?"
verb. "Did you just poop?"
adjective. "Why do you smell of poop?"

by Manly_Manster_XD January 28, 2015

poop shack

The term used to describe a minecraft house built by jacob. Typiclly of high quality with the addition of greifing by e

person 1: are you gonna go to... to.... your... POOP SHACK!! person 2: IT IS NOT A POOP SHACK.

by amnoagrass December 10, 2020

steady poop shaft

It is when your hitting it doggy style and as you pull out she lays a steamer on your shaft that is perfectly balanced.
Synonym: relishing the frankfurter

Josh:”hey Jamie that was one steady poop shaft you laid on me last night.”
Jamie:”ya I just couldn’t hold it.”
Josh:”The stench had me rolling”
Jamie”me too.”

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Poop sock

poop sock

sock that u put poopie in

when mom find poop sock

by Mark Zuckerburg not lizard March 11, 2019