potato peeling

The use of a potato peeler on a guy's dick. Very rare in real life, but nevertheless the ultimate potential downside of receiving a handjob or blowjob from a girl you just met. Often used as a joke at one of your homies after he turns a girl down.

Eg 1: Chris is kinda paranoid. This girl was going down on him when she pulled something out of her pocket; he freaked and thought she was gonna try potato peeling, but it was actually just her cell

Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??

by syny567 March 7, 2009

burnt potato

When your gym coach gets a haircut and his name is also Randall Todd, you may call him a "burnt potato."🤡

"Wow, Randall is such a burnt potato!"

by Cadence Daltina February 10, 2017

potato calves

A person's tan, crusty, and lumpy calves, usually exposed when they roll up their pants to play basketball.

Hey Reche, pull up your pants, we don't want to see those nasty potato calves.

by FlashBulb June 5, 2003

Potato chips

The best vegetable.

I love to eat potato chips.

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

Loaded Baked Potato

Hooking up with an extremely inebriated chick and fucking her brains out until she barfs, then cumming on top of the barf pile.

I met this chick at the bar last night and it turned in to a Loaded Baked Potato.

by THAT GUY NUMBER 2 June 8, 2009

cleveland baked potato

The act of lining a woman's mouth with aluminum foil, and proceeding to take a huge shit in the foil.

Cynthia immensely enjoyed last night's cleveland baked potato as a midnight snack.

by Bothee August 24, 2006

gay potato

A super gay homo potato if you managed to ever see this gay potato stay away the gay potato is vary dangerous

This gay potato ate my baby

by King of yeet a September 17, 2018