polish sleeper

sexual pleasure when one takes a shit and catches it by bending down and reaching in-between their theighs and cupps a sausage-shapped turd under-handed with both hands, then sneaks up behind their victim and sufficates their face with shit, causing them to black out.

i'm goona get that bitch later with a polish sleeper when she gets off work.

by jaek August 8, 2006

polish

Polish, or being polish. Also, poeple with very big dicks.

I knew Matt was polish when i saw his 8 and a half inch dick

by ess ex kay February 2, 2004

Polishing the Cannonball

Wasting time on a task that does not add value; making irrelevant improvements. Usually work related.

You're spending a lot of time on getting that power point presentation looking nice. It's really polishing the cannonball.

by roccoSD August 22, 2007

Polish Riviera

The Wisconsin Dells.

We headed north from Chicago for a weekend in the Polish Riviera.

by Chitown Polish June 19, 2006

happy pills

1. Ecstasy, MDMA. Happy pills, yo. Aka bombs, thizz, e, xtc, x. The best thing ever created by man kind.

2. Any anti depressant, either MAOI or SSRI.

Don't mix happy pills. Ecstasy and MAOI anti depressants can cause death, and Ecstasy with an SSRI just kills the effects.

Fuck man, I went to this rave and someone hooked me up with the best happy pills. I was hugging couches for 5 fuckin hours.

by Strayphoenix6 March 14, 2008

pillsbury

To poke or prod another individual's gut with an extended index finger, after which the victim is expected to emit a high pitched "tee-hee."

I began to pillsbury your mother like she had a whole tray of crescent rolls in the oven.

by Poetus the Foetus May 16, 2008

straw poll

An extremely unorganized form of voting, usually used by self-appointed leaders when they don't have the desire to actually consider what the group wants but need to make it look like it was a majority decision.

Intramural captain: "Okay dudes, who can make it Monday to practice? Quick straw poll!" (two people out of thirty raise their hands)
Captain: "Monday it is!"
Guy #1: "90% didn't vote."
(Captain shoots Guy #1 in the face.)

by Col. Hans Landa October 4, 2011