chocolate poke

The act of shitting inside a girls vagina then having sex with her.

Karina and Shaun were exhausted from their Chocolate Poke

Nancy didnt enjoy Jakes chocolate while he poked her.

by Nostarz May 27, 2016

Poke-cybering

Cybering with someone using moves known by Pokemon, such as SWEET KISS or HARDEN. May or may not be coupled with the actual 'Pokemon' using them or by people.

"Why weren't you on Pokemon Wi-fi last night?"
"Are you kidding? All the Poke-cybering was creeping me out."

by katwhacker October 18, 2008

v poked

The female version of d wet. Penetration of the vagina.

Damn girl. You need to get you v poked.

by Officer muddbutt July 5, 2016

poke a hontus

to do the nasty with an indian girl

ahhh man, ive been craving an Indian girl lately, i seriously want to poke a hontus.

by th3 riddler June 6, 2014

some poke

When something exceeds the boundaries of being cool.

Wow look at TJ, he is some poke !

by /;5(768&@@ March 11, 2017

The Big Poke

The Covid-19 vaccine.

Guy 1: Hey man, I got the big poke today!
Guy 2: Sweet, let's hit the clubs in two weeks!

by SporkMonster April 27, 2021

Joke Poke

Having sex with a undesirable girl (in most cases fat or ugly) just because you're horny and your options are limited.

I got some joke poke last night. That bitch weighed 300 pounds if she weighed a 1000.

by nihuddy82 July 7, 2009