donkey piss

Any sub-standard alcoholic beverage

"Do you have Heineken?"

"No Sir. Would you like our local pale lager?"

"You mean that donkey piss brand. No thanks, I'll pass."

by Kevin the Aussie September 09, 2008

Piss Boy

A manservant whose job is to mind the bucket of piss for French aristocrats.

"Sire! You look like the Piss Boy!"
"And you look like a bucket of shit!"

by Count de Monet March 31, 2008

Challenge Pissing

A contest in which the participants try to piss 6 feet straight up in the air without getting wet.

Any way you look at it, Tim, there is only one way to settle this: let's do some challenge pissing.

by the brocean March 02, 2011

piss disk

An excellent prank whereby you pee on a plate and then freeze it. Once frozen, it can be thrown like a frisbee or better yet, slid under a door. The victim wakes up to find a puddle of piss on their floor that they can't possibly explain.

That bitch thought she could talk trash about me, so last night I slid her a piss disk.

by Blue Jay Scott September 08, 2010

Piss and shit

A famous British meal

I cant wait to have piss and shit

by Possumm July 22, 2021

piss wood

the effect of needing to pee so badly that you get a boner

because pete wouldn't stop for me to take a piss on our road trip, I got a bad case of piss wood

by Geminisnickets April 05, 2006

piss-strainers

The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently baggy, odoriferous and sallow.

Fucking hell, Dorothy, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!

by Sir Roy Strong March 09, 2008