nigger phone

A piece of shit phone that is either not working and just for looks, or it is through shitty ass cricket wireless.

Dang shorty look at lashika she has a nigger phone.

by jeioajgor February 4, 2009

banana phone

An old childrens song written and sung by Raffi, who has made countless other childrens songs.

Though, recently, in the pasy few years, was made into funny songs for many animations on such websites as Newgrounds.com

Here is part (If not all) of the lyrics:

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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone

I've got this feeling
so appealing
for us to get together and sing - SING!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
Donana phone

It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
Its the best
beats the rest
cellular modular
interactivodular

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping
Ponana phone

Its no baloney
It aint a phony
My cellular
Bananular phone

Don't need quarters
don't need dimes
to call a friend of mine
dont need computer or tv
to have a real good time
I'll call for pizza
I'll call my cat
I'll call the whitehouse, have a chat
I'll place a call around the world
Operator get me beijing jing jing jing

(instrumental bridge - break dance here)

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying
Yanana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone
a brother and sister and a dogaphone
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too - oh yeah
my cellular bananular phone

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Its a phone with appeal (a peel)

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Now you can have your phone and eat it too
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
This song drives me .... bananas
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...

"Mommy, can we listen to Banana Phone again?"
"Hey have you seen that Banana Phone animation? It's awesome!"

by Pointyfern July 5, 2006

phone a mate when its late

The phoneage of a mate (just for some banter) after consuming a large quantity of beer at a late hour of the evening

I did a phone a mate when its late the other day and got a right cunting!! mwahahahahahahaha!!!! What a twat!!

by Stevielad October 30, 2007

phone floozy

A girl who is very easy to have phone sex or other obscene conversations with.

She let him hear her fingering her self? What a Phone Floozy.

by regdar February 24, 2008

Track Phone

Slang for a throw-a-way cell phone used in the commission of dope selling. Made popular by the cell phone company TracPhone and the rap group Ovados out of Tampa.

I'm slangin bricks on a $20 track phone.

by Cee Mac August 23, 2006

phone whore

someone who talks on the phone way too much

dakotahs on the phone again... what a phone whore

by JToTha September 25, 2005

phoncert

When you call someone when you're at a concert, therefore transmitting the concert via phone. Phoncert.

Not to be confused with phig which is almost the same, but used at a gig.

I couldn't get time off work to see that band I like so my mate shared it with me via phoncert.

by craigy-j March 31, 2009