phone hot

Someone who sounds attractive over the phone, but is fugly in person.

The lady at the bank is phone hot.

by P-Sheezy January 15, 2007

2005 phone

When a person has a flip phone in a world dominated by smartphones

My iphone 5 broke so my mom got me this 2005 phone.

by Mcthundastick April 09, 2015

windows phone

More like and kindle-mini than a phone. Has like 3 apps in the store. Parents who hate their kids will buy them one. Overall a big piece of shit with a screen.

Loser: Hey guys look at my new windows phone.
Regular kid: Why are you holding a piece of shit?

by mlgnoscoper360420 March 20, 2016

phone monkey

I worker that does nothing all day except fix phone's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.

Receptionist "My phone is broke can some monkey come and fix it?"

phone monkey "It'll be about two days."

Receptionist "Don't worry, some passing five year old sorted it for me"

by Timmeh606 November 09, 2007

phone jockey

A person whose job is to answer calls from customers of a small- to large-sized company, usually from within a large contact center (aka call center). They are teathered to a their desk all day via phone headset, and yelled at countless times for things that aren't their fault; because of this, phone jockeys usually hate their jobs. Unfortunately for a jockey, they are are paid well enough that they keep working in the field until they completely burn out, and hate everyone.

I called my power company today, and the phone jockey on the other end was a real jerk.

by Mike Dub January 15, 2006

Pimp Phone

A disposable cell phone that is used subversively.

Dude answers his cell phone: "Hello?"

Guy with Pimp Phone says: "Yo, come get down on this apple crisp that my Boo made."

Dude says: "Oh it’s my boy!!! I totally didn’t recognize yer number."

Guy with Pimp Phone says: "Yeah. This is my Pimp Phone, my other phone got jacked at the club last nite."

Dude says: "Word, I’ll erase this number from my call log for your safety sake."

Guy with Pimp Phone says: "Word." Then hangs up.

by Spike Emerson September 14, 2011

Shoe Phone

A phone that you wear on your feet.

Once, the phone rang, but it was only my shoe

by Birdman January 14, 2005