petesy

Very trustworthy. And you should never leave a petesy behind

Shit we forgot petesy, better go back for him. Can’t leave a petesy behind

by Mup1 June 12, 2022

penus

peeeeenuuuussss

omg that penus us so penus

by pinkpenus January 18, 2023

Petsie

A selfie that you take with your pet(s) in it. (Not a photo that someone else has taken of you with your pet(s)).

"My dog is looking so $%^#*)@ adorable right now that I need to take a petsie with her and share it on my Instagram and facebook timeline!"

by MrsNansense February 11, 2023

Patusck

When something is patusck, it means is very round, voluptuous, and thick. It is mostly used when describing delicious foods you would find on a boardwalk such as funnel cake and fried oreos.

Ex: Mmm.. they have fried oreos. They're lookin' real patusck.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Petoskey High School

A school in Northern Michigan where a kid masterbated in class and came in his hand while looking at his female teacher. He got away with it.

“Why would I go to Petoskey High School I heard a kid jerked off in class there.”

by Megaballs888 August 1, 2024

Penussy

Another name for a penis. Derived from the word budussy (the slang word for a vagina) and bussy (the asshole of a male).

You have a small penussy.

by kuromicakes September 6, 2023

Petspiracy

Like a catspiracy, but committed by a group of pets not exclusively made of cats.

Bindi the Australian Shepherd won't let me get out of the left side of the bed, and Chairman Meow won't let me get out of the right side. Total petspiracy!

by such a Judge Reinhold October 8, 2023