A counterpart to a panic attack - instead of a brief assault on one's nerves, this is a constant, low-key wearing-down of one's mental health.
I haven't been sleeping well since the quarantine began, I've just too restless. It's been a real panic siege situation.
by BradRoar April 23, 2020
A back-pack or duffel, usually of rugged and lightweight construction, containing essential survival gear and rations. Usually, a panic bag is pre-packed and stored in a convenient location that is easily accessible.
In the event of major catastrophe, it is good to have a panic bag ready to go:
"grab your panic bag, lets go"
"grab your panic bag, lets go"
by BearG December 31, 2011
A panic affap is the abrupt onset of intense horny or sexual arousal that reaches a peak within minutes and includes at least four of the following symptoms: Thick ass boner, the boner so thick that it could rupture any anal cavity. The intense need to masturbate. Trembling or shaking. Fantasizing about one or several girls you might know.
Guy1: bro, I had a panic affap
Guy2: shit man, how intense was it?
Guy1: I ripped my body pillow man
Guy2: God damn
Guy2: shit man, how intense was it?
Guy1: I ripped my body pillow man
Guy2: God damn
by producesincitybutter September 28, 2020
Jared patted his pant pockets and did not feel his juul. He came to the conclusion it was lost. He went straight into juul panic.
by greens eatin nigga March 07, 2019
The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.
by Iamapie42 November 14, 2021
The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.
Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...
by YouLooked December 03, 2014
panic puffs: wind from down under during stressful moments
Ex: Rosie experienced panic puffs while driving in the severe weather conditions.
Ex: Rosie experienced panic puffs while driving in the severe weather conditions.
panic puffsgasfartswind from down under
by panic puffs November 21, 2016