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ass panic

The frantic state which begins when one must scramble to find a restroom because defecation is imminent.
I thought i had it under control, when all of the sudden i went into ass panic and had no choice but to run for the bathroom.
by Deepseacommando January 21, 2009
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Brown Panic

The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.
Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...
by YouLooked December 2, 2014
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urinal panic

The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming
"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."
by John Superman December 6, 2013
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panic puffs

panic puffs: wind from down under during stressful moments

Ex: Rosie experienced panic puffs while driving in the severe weather conditions.
panic puffsgasfartswind from down under
by panic puffs November 21, 2016
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panic post

When someone realizes that they are about to "lose" an online argument, so they end up making multiple posts, back to back, in rapid succession.
You just panic posted and that shows how desperate you are.
by Rear Naked Woke November 17, 2018
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Panic! At The Disco

Panic! At The Disco is the only good band
by Beevo fan October 29, 2018
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Panic! at The Disco

Just know this: If someone says its a band, all the Emos in the world will cry.
Person: Have you ever heard of the band 'Panic! at The Disco
Me: *cri cri* No! I haven't...
by SuckyExcuse April 18, 2018
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