Rusty Palmer

An extremely dry handjob.

Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.

by Schermacide X October 20, 2014

Katie Amanda Palmer

Someone who will be everything you want in a person. She is pretty, smart, and kind. You would be lucky to have a Katie Amanda Palmer in your life.

I wish I had a Katie Amanda Palmer

by thefatcat9 July 13, 2018

Brock Palmer

the guy.

the guy, brock palmer

by PlatnixFox October 2, 2021

Palmers Hill School

PHS is a bad roblox school with shitty teachers

I went to Palmers Hill School as a kid and it was bad!

by PHSiscrap October 18, 2019

Cold Palmer

When you put your hand in ice water so you can't feel it, then start jerkin the gherkin.

Man i gave myself a cold palmer last night and I swear it felt like someone else was doing it.

by Potato architect August 22, 2025

arnold palmer

Very dry ass sex; no lube ass fucking; anal coitus but without lubricant

Me and River were having an Arnold Palmer, he really needs to learn how to relax

by bignasty March 24, 2022

Scott Palmering

Putting forth a blatantly bullshit argument before ghosting the conversation, completely ignoring any rebuttal regardless of how factual and well-researched. Commonly preceded by an obvious lie proclaimed as fact.

Man, that was some of the most inane drivel I've ever been subjected to. I can't believe he dropped that and then ghosted the conversation. He's Scott Palmering hard today.

by FlawedHero February 19, 2025