pump pad

A residence other than your primary dwelling that one uses to hook up.

Hey bro, these ladies are on my jock, my moms staying in my apt. Can I use your basement as my pump pad.

by Adult bar March 05, 2014

bird on a pad

A woman who in bleeding from her ginny.(Vagina)

"hey babe, wanna kill all humans?"
"i cant I've got my period"
"oh great bird on a pad!"

by khelly May 20, 2008

rona pad

A discarded face mask

On the way into Walmart, the parking lot was filled with rona pads.

by Chochain January 28, 2021

fap pad

Using a iPad to masterbate

Bro I don’t use my cell phone to fap I use my fap pad

by Dan Deweese May 05, 2018

mexi pad

A maxi pad is used for women's periods. A mexi pad is a bitchy Mexican that's acting like they're on their period.

Friend 1: she's being a bitch
Friend 2: is she Mexican? She's just being a mexi pad

by Gbe71979 January 28, 2016

Swag pads

A hockey goalie's pads that have a design or color pattern that shows off the goalies swag.

jimmy: hey johnny look at that goalies swag pads!
Johnny: ya with pads like those theres no denying his swag.

by thepowerhouse21 April 18, 2011

maxi-pad

An apartment or house that has been tricked out like on "CRIBS".

Art: "Dude, you were over at Gilly's place last night, is it really the Maxi-pad he says it is?"
Evan: "Dude, it's whack! He could play baseball in his bathroom and has a hot tub big enough for 10 people plus one!"

by g-othermal August 28, 2008