Pasta Pockets

a disease that causes you to look like an elf and stick massive amounts of pasta down your coat pocket

Nick: yo why do you have your hands in your pockets?
Pasta Pockets: Shut up I said no AHH comments
Nick: Yo man you got fucking pasta in your damn pockets
Pasta Pockets: Shut up AHH

by Senor Merk May 14, 2008

Pockets Guacamole

When somebody reaches in their pocket and they find that a candy bar has melted and their pocket has become sticky and filled with goop. Similar in consistency to guacamole.

Put your hands on my tummy, Pockets Guacamole

by BannanaSammitch May 16, 2011

pockets

A person that always ends up with your stuff in their pockets

Hey, wheres my lighter??? Oh, pockets must have it.

by I can't put the name i want January 17, 2008

Packers

A really dumb NFL team with micro penis fans

Your so stupid I bet your a packers fan

by Bat many people and then you c January 15, 2017

the packers are fags clause

A clause in the NFL rule book that prevents the Green Bay Packers from reaching the playoffs, regardless of their regular-season standing, if they lose their last five regular season games.

The pack has been eliminated from the playoffs due to the "the packers are fags clause" in part due to losing Favre to an injury.

by john markus December 28, 2007

On-That-Ass-Like-Back-Pockets

On-That-Ass-Like-Back-Pockets:
All over a person phyiscally...Smothering, in one's face...

When we have sex I'm going to be "On-That-Ass-Like-Back-Pockets". If you touch that ball I'm "On-That-Ass-Like-Back-Pockets"
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by Tha-Illest January 7, 2011

hot pockets

The new competitor to lard buckets.

Please, read the fat content.

by CountCrazy007 June 1, 2005