Pasta

If your talking to a a girl/guy and they are giving the driest convo they are knows as lightly salted Pasta because they plain AF

Person one: I’m hella bored How was your day today

Person two: fine

Person one (well I wish I never asked now u fucking pasta)

by Just some wanker October 9, 2019

Moist Pasta

Moist pasta or mp for short is when a man wraps pasta around his penis and then has sex and afterwords makes the female eat the pasta he wrapped around his penis. This does work for lesbians but not for men.

P1: Hey do you want to try moist pasta tonight.
P2:Oh yes I would love to

by Moist Pasta August 17, 2019

pasta

Since pasta has protein in it makes girls have a big arse and tits🍝

*sees a girl tweaking with a nice arse and tits
Boy1:she deffo got fed pasta 🍝

Boy2: yep that shit has bare protein

by Big bally August 23, 2019

soggy pasta

Circle of men nut on pasta last one to nut eats the pasta.

You won't know what's nut and what's cheese. Soggy pasta is a soggy soggy tortilla but with pasta instead.

by Dead boo December 16, 2017

pasta tossing

The act of an Italian man nutting into a girls mouth, then she then spits it back into his mouth.

Tony: oh shit im bout to nut angelia open your mouth!
Angelia: not unless your pasta tossing with me?!

by Parmesan snowball April 19, 2018

Pasta

Pasta, something realt yummy and you eat it. It comes from heaven. Tastes like heaven. Is heaven.

- Where do you come from?
- I come from pasta.

by maskrosor March 27, 2017

Pasta

money word

-Hey, did you have pasta for some rush rush?-

by Uzublecker November 16, 2017