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justice lusted

A definition of the state of The Japanese Justice System.
"Japan has a 99% conviction rate because it's citizens become justice lusted calling for the death penalty." - Info Graphics Show.
by TheHeroKing April 23, 2023
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Cock of Justice

A cock of justice may only be attained through very honorable doings, such as scoring multiple women at one night. A cock of justice may be used to slap an unjust man in the face when he either fails to score a woman under his league or when he does something stupid.
Joe: Man, I just got rejected by that blonde over there.
Me: You deserve a slap from my cock of justice (coj)
by Josephine Leeway February 14, 2012
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Justice Troll

A Justice Troll is someone who is called about when a Trollabe is attacking other people on the internet under the prospect that they are Trolling. Trollabes are bullies and Justice Troll are like Troll Police and they will take down any Trolllabe with ease. If you ever get attacked by a Trollabe the find a Justice Troll.
Person 1: Dude i got this man on my thread telling me to kill myself because i like MLP
Person 2: Dude, i gotchya. My friend Bill is a Justice Troll and he will end his bullshit real quick.
by BillCorridorTheGodofDankMemes November 9, 2016
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Poetic Justice

The fact of experiencing a fitting or deserved retribution for one's actions.
Trae Young injured his ankle on a refs leg?! Man, poetic justice!
by PhillyJawns June 28, 2021
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justice fart

There is rarely an excuse for having farted other than having done so. A fart is rarely justified. It emerges at a time of its choosing with no concern for the current setting.

A justice fart is different. It is an act of justification done in the service of justice. It is not wasted as farts often are. It advances the cause of justice and delivers justice in a fart format to those who deserve it.

The justice fart starts with the story of Johnny Fartpants who auditioned for the eight member of the Justice League in their up coming campaign against Big Nose. His catch phrase was "I fart for justice!"

His special move was no doubt to rip one off and when he did so downwind of the unjust it would be deemed a justice fart.

In common parlance, the usage of the term is broadly applicable to any fart that is an appropriate response to the situation.

If you were kidnapped, bound and gagged in the boot of a car and the police were outside giving the driver a speed ticket, if you farted to alert the police so that they can free you and arrest the criminal then this would be an example of a justice fart.

A justice fart must fit into a correct sequence of events as opposed to serving a random background auditory phenomena or an interruption when no interruption is due.

If you are exiting a lift leaving behind one has been bad and deserves it then a letting a fart out on the way out as the doors are closing would be a justice fart as justice will have been done by it.
I farted yesterday. Was it a justice fart? Indeed it was, many a wretched villain fell asunder to the thrust of its gust and odorous tenacity.

I farted yesterday but sadly it was not a justice fart, it simply fell out.

I justice farted.

That better have been a justice fart.

A justice fart can also emerge as part of a sentence. For example, if someone is talking nonsense and someone else asked you what they are talking about you can say "I don't know, it sounds like fart to me."
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 25, 2023
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“No justice, no peace!”

A Communist radical phrase chanted by two groups of Leftist protesters, one chanting “No justice”, and the other, “No peace.” The meaning of this phrase is that there will be no peaceful protests, but rather riots, vandalism and physical harassment of those feared to be in opposition to the Commie Leftists’ demands, unless their demands are met. The irony of the matter is that these Commie thugs are paid for their services by Globalist Non-Governmental Organizations who kick them to the curb when their services are no longer required.
“No justice, no peace!” Thus was the cry of the protesters masked in black as they attempted to take down a statue of William Wilberforce, before one of their leaders informed them that he was a good guy.
by UltraConservative August 29, 2022
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Stream of Justice

"Cleveland: Public urination is just wrong, exept during the million man march where protesters burn porta poties. Then i use my stream of justice to put put the hate"
by Scorpio101 August 8, 2018
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