by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 29, 2024
-watch your back, I'm gonna chin jank your tea!
*places their chin over your tea*
-fuck you!
(in the circumstance of a steamy car)
"It's awefully janky in here... why don't you open a window."
-How was your run today?
-Great, I am awefully janky though.
(as you're drinking, an awefully rude person runs up and smacks the bottom of your glass while screaming...)
-"YOU'VE BEEN JANKED BITCHHHH"
*places their chin over your tea*
-fuck you!
(in the circumstance of a steamy car)
"It's awefully janky in here... why don't you open a window."
-How was your run today?
-Great, I am awefully janky though.
(as you're drinking, an awefully rude person runs up and smacks the bottom of your glass while screaming...)
-"YOU'VE BEEN JANKED BITCHHHH"
by Mrs. Hustler May 04, 2010
This is the name of a hard working person who is very noble. He can do anything he puts his mind to. He makes the people around him very happy, he doesn’t have to do much though, all he has to do is smile. He is amazing, he will do anything to make those he cares about happy. He is also extremely good looking. He is literally the hottest person you’ll meet. When you’re around him you’ll feel like nothing else really matters, like being there with him and enjoying those moments is what makes you happy. He is the kindest, most loving person one can have in their life.
Seth janke is also a goof
by lil boat... April 25, 2018
by Arbitrary_Anomaly November 04, 2022
by toxicnerd March 09, 2019
janking is the other term for jerking off as this is the lets say more "funny" way to say it or your trying to keep it on the low its a better alternative for the word jerking and can be used in multiple scenarios as in a funny way to say jerking or even a way to say jerking on the down low
by skibiditoiletultrasigma May 02, 2024
When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
by Goooooober January 27, 2016