Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober May 9, 2016

d-jank

a person that ruins one fandom or community by bringing in another one

I stopped listening to power metal after those d-jank Furries took over.

by pasquetti October 17, 2019

Jank

A gash or minge or vagina

I can't wait to see your fat Jank

by lewj October 9, 2009

Jank

Kinda hot

That boy is jank.

by Learning mom March 19, 2019

jank yanker

Somebody who buys “glass rose pipes” from a gas station to get “janked” aka a crackhead

It smells like burning plastic around here, must be the jank yankers.

by Arbitrary_Anomaly November 4, 2022

Jank

A passionate synonym for junk/trash.

For example, the customer service is so jank.
That guy had such a jank personality

by The jankiest jank April 19, 2025

Jank

A cock/Penis

“That guy has a tiny JANK” “She wipped out my JANK”

by I<3JanksXOXO April 11, 2023