floor towel

a clever device used by the elite to catch everything from animals to dinosaur dna

i spilled my pop and used my floor towel to mop up.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021

Floor Potato

The act of over exertion to the point of collapsing onto the floor like the apple of the earth

I sucked wheel then sprinted for the finish. I woke up a floor potato

by The first floor potato April 7, 2021

Floor stompers

Somebody with big and ugly feet. Bonus if they have unclipped toenails,

“my roommate doesn’t put on any house shoes and just walks around the place barefoot. I have to strain myself not to tell him “Bro. Put those floor stompers away””

by dundunhead April 10, 2022

Floor sauce

When you are just casually sitting somewhere and someone left sauce in the floor and you don’t want to sit there anymore

Person: let’s sit here
Human: ew no there is floor sauce

by FourForeFor4 May 14, 2019

Floor Taki

The act of shitting on a floor, covering it in hot sauce and chili powder, and eating it.

Yo, David just did a full on Floor Taki. Props to him

by bitchinlikea2 February 14, 2019

floor noodles

noodles that skye eats after she drops them on the floor

ewww did you just eat floor noodles?!

by It’smebitch🤠 March 2, 2019

floor hash

When you smoke a joint made with hashish, the little molten pieces of it that fall to the floor and stick to it are called floor hash.

I should clean my room, there's so much floor hash in it that I'm starting to forget what the actual floor looked like.

by nikolajboarzersnev June 14, 2016