When an individual is so intoxicated that he can't differentiate between a bong and a woman, such that the bong appears to have breasts.
Baked individual: Wait, wait, wait. Who is she?
Less-baked individual: Oh shit, Dylan's hit the bong tits stage.
Less-baked individual: Oh shit, Dylan's hit the bong tits stage.
by ThisShitIsReal October 26, 2009
A bong made from 6 coca cola cans stuck together with a hole each end. Measures 3 1/2 foot long. Gets you stonnnnnnned on one toke!
by muddy January 07, 2005
by djklfakl April 17, 2003
A yoda bong is a game.
When your parents find something that they THINK is yours but cant prove it is yours so they leave it somewhere to see if you take it.
Comes for the ancient Syria myth of the city of Cowper where the Queen Jennytalia found a bong shaped like yoda in the alley next to their house and believed it to be her sons. It was not her sons but she left it next to the bin for weeks and weeks temping the sons stoner friends. The temptation got too much and the bong was taken! At that time the Queens son was frowned upon...but he was actually innocent. The moral is of the flaw in the Yoda Bong
When your parents find something that they THINK is yours but cant prove it is yours so they leave it somewhere to see if you take it.
Comes for the ancient Syria myth of the city of Cowper where the Queen Jennytalia found a bong shaped like yoda in the alley next to their house and believed it to be her sons. It was not her sons but she left it next to the bin for weeks and weeks temping the sons stoner friends. The temptation got too much and the bong was taken! At that time the Queens son was frowned upon...but he was actually innocent. The moral is of the flaw in the Yoda Bong
Dude 1- why is the porn that i leave hidden behind the toilet in the garbage?
Dude-2 I have a bad feeling about this
Dude 1- Man im taking this back
Dude 2- NO! ITS A YODA BONG MAN!!!
Dude-2 I have a bad feeling about this
Dude 1- Man im taking this back
Dude 2- NO! ITS A YODA BONG MAN!!!
by Trevor "Wanker" Cowper April 05, 2009
Pouring the crumbs left from a bag/box or chips or crackers into one's mouth, as to not waste any of the crumbs.
by scrote10 May 12, 2009
A number of people that seem to suddenly appear out of nowhere whenever you've recently purchased some good marijuana.
Just minutes after Grant scored some weed, a bong throng showed up at his house looking to hit that shit for free.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
by Magic Mushroom April 09, 2008