Auburn Nuts

A person with Auburn colored pubic hair. Also see firecrotch

"Matthew Munden"

"Dude lets go chill with auburn nuts tonight."

by ???? July 11, 2004

deez nuts

Used to make someone feel stupid for actually falling into the trap of this joke

"Hey, do you want some tape and CD's?"
"What am I gonna do with that?"
"You can tape my dick to your forehead so you can See Deez Nuts!!!"

by Daonocto January 14, 2008

Kicked in the nuts

One of the greatest shows ever created. It consists of a man wearing a fake orange afro kicking random people in the nuts.

(orange fro man runs up and kicks a guy in the nuts)

guy kicked: What are you doing?? Im calling the cops.
orange fro: Dude, no, dude don't call the cops, (points to the camera)......sir, youve just been kicked in the nuts.
guy kicked: oooooooh, I sure have! That was awesome, I've been kicked in the nuts!

by martimer/marv June 7, 2005

Slippery nuts

The term is used when something is about to go down or something is about to happen

Dude Kevin’s about to fight someone this is gonna be some slippery nuts

by _calibslepton_ September 7, 2020

Flex Nuts

Slang for having bullet hole scars

I'm the coolest one here because I flex nuts

by Jugs-McBulge April 5, 2021

Deez Nuts

A pair of words you use to fuck with anybody who actually wants to know what came in the mail.

You: Something came in the mail today.
Friend: What?
You: Deez Nuts!^&*%^$#@%^$&% Ha GOTEEEEEEEEM

by GotEemWithDeezNuts April 15, 2015

puppy nuts

Slang for a boyish looking man.
"He's as cute as a pair of puppy's nuts"

Joe: "Hey where's puppy nuts?"
Betty: "Showing his I.D. to the bartender."

by Darin September 21, 2005